My Dog Shits Kickstarter Videos
Eureka!
I’ve been in the lab.
I’ve been… experimenting, drinking from bottomless cups of coffee, putting together the most potent Kickstarter video known to mankind.
It took some testing but the results are in. This video is so convincing it’s downright terrifying. This video could topple governments (if the rebels were running a Kickstarter campaign to finance their Government-toppling schemes).
This video is so powerful it could send a rocket ship to Jupiter (if said rocket ship ran on bit rates and pixels).
This video is so powerful I’d advise you to sit down before watching, double-check your house insurance, and kiss your loved ones goodbye... just in case.
Seriously, by watching this video you are agreeing to have your DNA rearranged.
Are you ready?
Okay, maybe it’s not the most convincing video in the world. I dunno I kinda like it, though.
Until next time.
Luke.
P.S. Have you signed up to follow the campaign? You can do so by clicking here.